~ You recieved the Scanner! ~
This wondrous invention is used by many deviants like yourself for many purposes.
Set it to (X), (Y), or [Z] and use it to copy sketched images into photoshop to be enhanced later.

~ You recieved Decent Photoshop Skillz! ~
These skillz are sought after by every known (sane) deviant in the world of deviantART (and Hyrule, to some extents).
Set it to (X), (Y), or [Z] and use these skillz to create masterpieces, manipulate pictures, and attract women. Press [R] to combine your Decent Photoshop Skillz with your Scanned Images to bring flavour to your bland sketches.
Keep practicing this skill and you will be upgraded to Mad Photoshop Skillz!

~ You filled your empty bottle with Liquid Awesome!~
No one truly knows what this does, but damn, is it awesome!
Set it to (X), (Y), or [Z] and watch as your enemies' heads explode into pools of blood from the sheer awesomeness!

Needless to say, greater things await this profile of mine.